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Change the exercise record

We hear the same story every year. People say they ‘want to be fit’ but fail as #DryJanuary comes to an end. So, this year, make that change!

You’ve tried getting fit before but from one excuse to the next you have failed to achieve your goals. This is where we step in. No sugar coating, it will be hard! In exchange for your promised commitment Dynamo Boxing will give you a programme to succeed.

We’re talking goal specific activity. As one of the most highly respected personal trainers in Croydon, we’ll motivate you, offer nutritional advice and you’ll have our support to achieve the goals we set for you.

Our business is all about results and to get those results we will push you to step up your training gear with our intense, motivational plan.

Sessions are varied and include army style drills and reaction tests, through to flipping mammoth tractor wheels. You’ve seen these things on TV, you’ve always imagined doing it, so make 2018 the year you do!

If you’re serious about fitness, contact us today.

‘Death and Delusion’

We are ALL going to die. (happy f*kker me)
I do not know anyone that does not understand that they are going to DIE.
It is glaringly obvious. It is a FACT. End of.

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How is it then that 99% of the humans I meet are 100% deluded in how their transformation from embryo to furnace is going?
There was a piece of news regarding alcohol today 22/05/15. The bones of the piece were that alcohol sales to ‘admitted’ consumption were devoid to the tune of approximately 1 BOTTLE of wine per human per WEEK!!
My job as a Pro PTI is to MAXIMISE the ‘actual’ and MINIMISE the ‘delusion’.
Delusion is the PRIMARY creator of premature death on this land mass. This is just my opinion, I have NO statistics to back this up, no BOFFINS boffing about doing polls but in my ‘unwritten study’ (of which I have ) MANY.
DELUSION is TOP of the pile.
‘I don’t eat much’……
‘I don’t drink much’..’I don’t smoke much’..
‘I go to the gym everyday’

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NO, you are DELUDED.
We are ALL going to DIE. Some nicely. Some ugly. Die we will.
In my ‘unwritten study’ DELUSION is the biggest killer of ALL killers.
Cancer will kill you no matter how fit you are.
DELUSION will kill you faster and MORE often than Cancer.
Get a grip.
The FIRST step in ‘any’ quest let alone a ‘fitness’ quest is to LOSE the DELUSION.
Look in the mirror….. DELUDED?

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Enjoy.
M

Next time we can identify some ‘Delusion’ destruction tactics.